Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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