Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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