yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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