4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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