she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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