Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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