We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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