Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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