doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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