Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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