No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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