And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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