2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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