pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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