no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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