He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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