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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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