Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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