I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Randomize
