it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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