Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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