People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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