party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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