If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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