I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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