508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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