These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
As shirtless as possible
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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