I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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