come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
