Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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