Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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