So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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