How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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