If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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