I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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