My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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