I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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