He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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