Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Randomize
