You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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