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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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