How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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