Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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