They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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