And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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