Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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