Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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