Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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