that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
