so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Randomize
