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• (562): View more from California

  The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!

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  Awkward!

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  No he was cute and I said yes!

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  You should dream of me :)

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm going to dream of single life.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.

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• (607): View more from New York

  IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.

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  You're such a supportive sister.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.

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  So you're not picking up this weekend?

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  This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.

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