it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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