pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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