are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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