No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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