She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I have aggressive nipples.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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